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“How Long Does Neurotoxin Actually Last?” An Honest Answer From Someone Who’s Tired of Lying About It

Let’s get the marketing-brochure answer out of the way first, because you’ve probably already read it forty times: “Results typically last 3-4 months.” Cool. Great. Very helpful. Also basically meaningless, because that sentence is doing the same thing a weather app does when it says “70% chance of rain”. Technically true, practically useless when you’re…